Thanks I Stole Them From the President

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  • a mostly black and orange calico cat with one eye. she is sitting in such a way that her limbs and tail are tucked away and she looks like an eggplant.ALT
    a mostly black and orange calico cat with one eye. she is laying on her side, resting her head on someone's lap.ALT

    [ID: Two images of a mostly black and orange calico cat with one eye. In the first image she is sitting in such a way that her limbs & tail are tucked away and she looks like an eggplant. In the second image she is laying on her side, resting her head on someone's lap. /End ID]

    today is my cat Jules's birthday! We don't know her real birthday so we picked April 2nd. She's 9 years old now! :3

    nerdpiggy

    nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

    nerdpiggy:

    nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

    I would like to give this cat a 1500 word essay about the implications of natural selection for those of us who have lived our lives in the fringes of the human genetic line

    she can’t read but i bet she would appreciate the gift regardless!

    She can’t read, but she will read it in a way, on a screen inside her head

    AI generated image.  The AI attempted to produce an image fitting the description:  a black and white picture of a black cat reading a book. The caption is: bee text if you get a cat this cat  The AI also tried to include legible text in the image. The text it tried to write was:  THE The Onliest cat EVER BEE TAP TAP tap TAP BEE REA HOT FL YA B TEXT BOOK DOWN! DOWN! DOC www.inkle.comALT

    It’s like the end of the movie AI

    • April 2, 2023 (1:02 pm)
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      She can't read, but she will read it in a way, on a screen inside her head...It's like the...
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      she can't read but i bet she would appreciate the gift regardless!
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